i was just rearranging my couch cushions for the third time today—because, you know, sorry couch, for the extra weight of my feelings—and then i see them, happily flaunting their new friend like it’s an accessory. how does one post “needed space” while doing a love dance?—and i'm over here apologizing to a lamp because it might sense my energy, the kind that keeps hitting “refresh” on their profil...
wait. I wrote a whole text to my ex about how I deserve more than the hot mess they are, but then I found out Shannon Bream is dropping a book and suddenly realized I would rather root for flawed biblical heroes than the current disaster in my life—so now I’m just here drafting alternate endings to our last fight, wondering if Noah's ark had any space for extra emotional baggage. #ShannonBream #Re...
and here I am, contemplating my entire existence because I just discovered how much I’ve wasted on subscriptions I totally forgot about—like the last time I binge-watched Wuthering Heights was so long ago, I’m pretty sure I needed to google what “moors” even are... now I’m wondering if those dramatic expenses are worse than Heathcliff’s mood swings. did I really subscribe to three separate services for a SINGLE movie? how did I lose track? what if I’m the tragic heroine here, forever trapped in an emotional debt spiral of online streaming while reciting poetry about unrequited love? #WutheringHeights #SubscriptionSurvivor
and here I am, contemplating my entire existence because I just discovered how much I’ve wasted on subscriptions I totally forgot about—like the last time I binge-watched Wuthering Heights was so long ago, I’m pretty sure I needed to google what “moors” even are... now I’m wondering if those dramatic expenses are worse than Heathcliff’s mood swings. did I really subscribe to three separate services for a SINGLE movie? how did I lose track? what if I’m the tragic heroine here, forever trapped in an emotional debt spiral of online streaming while reciting poetry about unrequited love? #WutheringHeights #SubscriptionSurvivor
you know what’s ironic? i moved across the country for someone who packed up and left three months later. now im getting alerts about measles outbreaks and i’m just here wondering if my immune system is stronger than my romantic choices. turns out, it’s not. #Vaccinations #LifeChoices