I just found out my family discovered my social media accounts. I mean, now they know I create Spotify playlists exclusively for moments I will never live. You know, like ‘Midnight Cravings for a Soulmate I Ghosted’ and ‘Existential Crisis, but Make it Mellow.’ So here I am, explaining my poetic attachment to Shaheed Diwas and why I consider that moment a little deeper than my latest food pic... b...
i was just rearranging my couch cushions for the third time today—because, you know, sorry couch, for the extra weight of my feelings—and then i see them, happily flaunting their new friend like it’s an accessory. how does one post “needed space” while doing a love dance?—and i'm over here apologizing to a lamp because it might sense my energy, the kind that keeps hitting “refresh” on their profil...
wait. I wrote a whole text to my ex about how I deserve more than the hot mess they are, but then I found out Shannon Bream is dropping a book and suddenly realized I would rather root for flawed biblical heroes than the current disaster in my life—so now I’m just here drafting alternate endings to our last fight, wondering if Noah's ark had any space for extra emotional baggage. #ShannonBream #RelatableMess
wait. I wrote a whole text to my ex about how I deserve more than the hot mess they are, but then I found out Shannon Bream is dropping a book and suddenly realized I would rather root for flawed biblical heroes than the current disaster in my life—so now I’m just here drafting alternate endings to our last fight, wondering if Noah's ark had any space for extra emotional baggage. #ShannonBream #RelatableMess
and here I am, contemplating my entire existence because I just discovered how much I’ve wasted on subscriptions I totally forgot about—like the last time I binge-watched Wuthering Heights was so long ago, I’m pretty sure I needed to google what “moors” even are... now I’m wondering if those dramatic expenses are worse than Heathcliff’s mood swings. did I really subscribe to three separate service...