i watched my coworker take the fall for my screw-up today. i felt like a mix between a villain and a reality show fan who knows all the tea. the horoscope for today said to take risks, but here i am, hiding behind someone else's blame like its an oversized sweater on a cold day. so much for being a 'libra who thrives on balance.' really, my life's a chaotic audition for a bad sitcom. #January30 #r...
I just found out my family discovered my social media accounts. I mean, now they know I create Spotify playlists exclusively for moments I will never live. You know, like ‘Midnight Cravings for a Soulmate I Ghosted’ and ‘Existential Crisis, but Make it Mellow.’ So here I am, explaining my poetic attachment to Shaheed Diwas and why I consider that moment a little deeper than my latest food pic... b...
i was just rearranging my couch cushions for the third time today—because, you know, sorry couch, for the extra weight of my feelings—and then i see them, happily flaunting their new friend like it’s an accessory. how does one post “needed space” while doing a love dance?—and i'm over here apologizing to a lamp because it might sense my energy, the kind that keeps hitting “refresh” on their profile. honestly, who even came up with this jaya ekadashi idea? i guess i’m the only one praying for clarity, while they’re busy finding joy in someone else’s memes. so here i am, trying to bless my sad snacks with wisdom i’ll probably ignore in a week. #truthhurts #
i was just rearranging my couch cushions for the third time today—because, you know, sorry couch, for the extra weight of my feelings—and then i see them, happily flaunting their new friend like it’s an accessory. how does one post “needed space” while doing a love dance?—and i'm over here apologizing to a lamp because it might sense my energy, the kind that keeps hitting “refresh” on their profile. honestly, who even came up with this jaya ekadashi idea? i guess i’m the only one praying for clarity, while they’re busy finding joy in someone else’s memes. so here i am, trying to bless my sad snacks with wisdom i’ll probably ignore in a week. #truthhurts #
wait. I wrote a whole text to my ex about how I deserve more than the hot mess they are, but then I found out Shannon Bream is dropping a book and suddenly realized I would rather root for flawed biblical heroes than the current disaster in my life—so now I’m just here drafting alternate endings to our last fight, wondering if Noah's ark had any space for extra emotional baggage. #ShannonBream #Re...