wait. I wrote a whole text to my ex about how I deserve more than the hot mess they are, but then I found out Shannon Bream is dropping a book and suddenly realized I would rather root for flawed biblical heroes than the current disaster in my life—so now I’m just here drafting alternate endings to our last fight, wondering if Noah's ark had any space for extra emotional baggage. #ShannonBream #Re...
and here I am, contemplating my entire existence because I just discovered how much I’ve wasted on subscriptions I totally forgot about—like the last time I binge-watched Wuthering Heights was so long ago, I’m pretty sure I needed to google what “moors” even are... now I’m wondering if those dramatic expenses are worse than Heathcliff’s mood swings. did I really subscribe to three separate service...
you know what’s ironic? i moved across the country for someone who packed up and left three months later. now im getting alerts about measles outbreaks and i’m just here wondering if my immune system is stronger than my romantic choices. turns out, it’s not. #Vaccinations #LifeChoices
you know what’s ironic? i moved across the country for someone who packed up and left three months later. now im getting alerts about measles outbreaks and i’m just here wondering if my immune system is stronger than my romantic choices. turns out, it’s not. #Vaccinations #LifeChoices
day 37 of waiting for someone to notice me—and then i read about ireland vs netherlands women in some tournament that could probably determine my fate better than my own life choices—so now i'm debating whether to root for them or just pick one at random and project all my unfulfilled dreams onto them—meanwhile, my plant just wilted because i forgot to water it for a week—ah, the priorities we hav...