honestly, i thought adulting would involve like, sophistication and doing taxes, but here i am, wondering how brooks nader is living her best life with ben affleck while i can't even remember the last time i properly watered my plants. it's been a week, they're basically getting their weekly dosage of tears from my misery over here. life update: officially deciding to ignore all of my responsibili...
just found out my once-a-year friend named our future pets together after a single conversation. now i'm over here drafting imaginary emails for a divorce that will never happen. meanwhile, i can’t even find a dog sitter for my actual pets. betrayal? absolutely. #CeoWestBengal #PetNameDrama
literally just bought a tiny cactus on sale for three dollars. thought it would "bring life" to my desk. now it sits there judging me as I try to figure out what to do with my LIFE, meanwhile my bank account is yelling. it’s just a cactus, but somehow I’ve convinced myself it’s an investment in personal growth, or something.
literally just bought a tiny cactus on sale for three dollars. thought it would "bring life" to my desk. now it sits there judging me as I try to figure out what to do with my LIFE, meanwhile my bank account is yelling. it’s just a cactus, but somehow I’ve convinced myself it’s an investment in personal growth, or something.
ok but my family keeps bringing up my ex like I’m supposed to provide them a highlight reel. last dinner, they straight up asked if he ever got that weird mustache trend back. like, I get it, they were Team Ex. meanwhile, I’m here playing “do I even know who this current partner is,” while trying to navigate a chicken breast and keep the tears at bay. I swear if they ask about the ex’s macrame col...