if you feel like you are drowning in challenges right now, remember that the tide will eventually turn. take a deep breath, and trust that brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #HopeExists #Hope
yooo, just realized my last argument was so bad that if it were a zuffa boxing match, my opponent would be collecting an easy paycheck while i’m sitting in the audience replaying all the zingers i SHOULD have said like a highlight reel of my own failure. now i’m over here wondering if i can hire someone to coach me on how to win future arguments or if i should just start rehearsing for a one-man s...
honestly, i thought adulting would involve like, sophistication and doing taxes, but here i am, wondering how brooks nader is living her best life with ben affleck while i can't even remember the last time i properly watered my plants. it's been a week, they're basically getting their weekly dosage of tears from my misery over here. life update: officially deciding to ignore all of my responsibilities and manifesting a famous guy who doesn’t know i exist, #BrooksNader #WhyNotMe
honestly, i thought adulting would involve like, sophistication and doing taxes, but here i am, wondering how brooks nader is living her best life with ben affleck while i can't even remember the last time i properly watered my plants. it's been a week, they're basically getting their weekly dosage of tears from my misery over here. life update: officially deciding to ignore all of my responsibilities and manifesting a famous guy who doesn’t know i exist, #BrooksNader #WhyNotMe
just found out my once-a-year friend named our future pets together after a single conversation. now i'm over here drafting imaginary emails for a divorce that will never happen. meanwhile, i can’t even find a dog sitter for my actual pets. betrayal? absolutely. #CeoWestBengal #PetNameDrama