i just saw the amber alert for that missing girl and suddenly my dog is doing this thing where he sprints in circles like he’s got a better plan for escaping the mundane than i do. like dude, unless you’re going to unleash the entire neighborhood on a rescue mission, can we tone it down? guess he figured out that running in circles gets me to jump off the couch, but i’m still just watching the new...
ngl, sharing a bathroom with five other people is like trying to watch Kieron Pollard play cricket during a rain delay while debating if the weird smell is just the shower curtain or someone's hidden sock collection, and honestly I've spent more time just holding my breath than making any actual progress because if one more person barges in and asks me if I’m done yet, I might just shout ‘let’s sc...
so i literally just saw the review for the new tesla model y three-row, and my first thought was, how many awkward family road trips do i need to take to justify spending that much? like, do i need a license to haul my own anxiety around with me in style? honestly, at this point, i might as well just strap a few couches to the roof and call it a family vehicle. #TeslaModelY #BudgetConcerns
so i literally just saw the review for the new tesla model y three-row, and my first thought was, how many awkward family road trips do i need to take to justify spending that much? like, do i need a license to haul my own anxiety around with me in style? honestly, at this point, i might as well just strap a few couches to the roof and call it a family vehicle. #TeslaModelY #BudgetConcerns
ngl, my community really stepped up this week with those incendies in Pessamit. like, I'm over here struggling to find a used textbook for 10 bucks, but they got a whole team showing up with buckets of water—very hero stuff—while I’m still deciding between instant noodles or unseasoned rice for dinner. irony is, while they're putting out fires, I’m trying to figure out if it’s too late to set my c...