why did i tell the waiter 'you too' when he said enjoy your meal? like he’s the one stuck in this greasy diner while i have to live through arsenal vs brighton highlights after an absolutely EXHAUSTING day at work, but here we are - i guess he's also a football fan too? ironic how the real battle's between my sanity and the actual score of 1-2 for forest vs city. food was great tho, can't remember...
i just saw the amber alert for that missing girl and suddenly my dog is doing this thing where he sprints in circles like he’s got a better plan for escaping the mundane than i do. like dude, unless you’re going to unleash the entire neighborhood on a rescue mission, can we tone it down? guess he figured out that running in circles gets me to jump off the couch, but i’m still just watching the new...
ngl, sharing a bathroom with five other people is like trying to watch Kieron Pollard play cricket during a rain delay while debating if the weird smell is just the shower curtain or someone's hidden sock collection, and honestly I've spent more time just holding my breath than making any actual progress because if one more person barges in and asks me if I’m done yet, I might just shout ‘let’s score some boundaries and leave this circus!’... #KieronPollard #BathroomChaos
ngl, sharing a bathroom with five other people is like trying to watch Kieron Pollard play cricket during a rain delay while debating if the weird smell is just the shower curtain or someone's hidden sock collection, and honestly I've spent more time just holding my breath than making any actual progress because if one more person barges in and asks me if I’m done yet, I might just shout ‘let’s score some boundaries and leave this circus!’... #KieronPollard #BathroomChaos
so i literally just saw the review for the new tesla model y three-row, and my first thought was, how many awkward family road trips do i need to take to justify spending that much? like, do i need a license to haul my own anxiety around with me in style? honestly, at this point, i might as well just strap a few couches to the roof and call it a family vehicle. #TeslaModelY #BudgetConcerns