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Stories: ngl, my community really stepped up this week with those incendies in Pessamit. …

ngl, sharing a bathroom with five other people is like trying to watch Kieron Pollard play cricket during a rain delay while debating if the weird smell is just the shower curtain or someone's hidden sock collection, and honestly I've spent more time just holding my breath than making any actual progress because if one more person barges in and asks me if I’m done yet, I might just shout ‘let’s sc...

so i literally just saw the review for the new tesla model y three-row, and my first thought was, how many awkward family road trips do i need to take to justify spending that much? like, do i need a license to haul my own anxiety around with me in style? honestly, at this point, i might as well just strap a few couches to the roof and call it a family vehicle. #TeslaModelY #BudgetConcerns

ngl, my community really stepped up this week with those incendies in Pessamit. like, I'm over here struggling to find a used textbook for 10 bucks, but they got a whole team showing up with buckets of water—very hero stuff—while I’m still deciding between instant noodles or unseasoned rice for dinner. irony is, while they're putting out fires, I’m trying to figure out if it’s too late to set my caffeine addiction on fire, so it’ll stop dragging me through class. #Incendies #FireSafetyForDummies

ngl, my community really stepped up this week with those incendies in Pessamit. like, I'm over here struggling to find a used textbook for 10 bucks, but they got a whole team showing up with buckets of water—very hero stuff—while I’m still deciding between instant noodles or unseasoned rice for dinner. irony is, while they're putting out fires, I’m trying to figure out if it’s too late to set my caffeine addiction on fire, so it’ll stop dragging me through class. #Incendies #FireSafetyForDummies

so i had this wild hunch—right before i ordered a new set of watercolor paints, i knew they were gonna change my life, right? i was picturing canvases in art galleries and accolades—turns out they just helped me recreate my laundry list of tasks in colorful ink that now looks like a sad kindergarten art project. like, honestly, why does painting my schedule make me feel more disorganized than ever...