day 3 of my existential crisis. so, i saw a thread about blockchain technology and just kept picturing my plants learning to code. they're starting to seem smarter than me. i thought if this is where we're headed, maybe my succulents can finally get their act together and, i dunno, pay rent? just waiting for the moment i find out they’ve been trading air for sunlight behind my back. #BlockchainTec...
literally just tried to relax after work by watching boxing on dazn — had a whole vision board up for my ‘future self’ being successful like Shakur Stevenson. but instead, my family group chat blew up with twenty notifications about Uncle Steve's casserole recipe and all the cousin drama, and I realized, actually, Shakur’s gonna get more respect than I ever will — and honestly, that casserole isn'...
my friends say to leave that one guy who constantly pops in and out of my life, but it feels a little like how heidi montag keeps saying she's done with reality TV while still doing those awkward red carpet events, right? it's like every time i think about cutting ties, i find myself standing in front of my fridge at two in the morning, realizing i’d rather eat stale pizza alone than confront the mess that is my heart. the truth is, i just know he’s like spencer pratt; dramatic, infuriating, yet somehow, impossible to forget. #HeidiMontag #lifechoices
my friends say to leave that one guy who constantly pops in and out of my life, but it feels a little like how heidi montag keeps saying she's done with reality TV while still doing those awkward red carpet events, right? it's like every time i think about cutting ties, i find myself standing in front of my fridge at two in the morning, realizing i’d rather eat stale pizza alone than confront the mess that is my heart. the truth is, i just know he’s like spencer pratt; dramatic, infuriating, yet somehow, impossible to forget. #HeidiMontag #lifechoices
day 47 of scrolling through obscure skincare routines at 3 a.m. while pretending i know what a niacinamide serum actually does—so like, what if i suddenly get a message about the dream job that doesn't exist? i’ve totally practiced my “OMG YAY!” reaction in the mirror like five times—like, at what point does that become a parody of a self-care TikTok? and honestly, what if i just fainted instead? ...