the way that my houseplant seems to thrive despite my lack of water is honestly suspicious. like, what kind of ancient secret is this fern keeping from me? i really thought it would wither away last summer. but here we are, a leafy tower of optimism! can it read my thoughts or is it just as delulu as i am, waiting for my green thumb to magically appear?
day 3 of my existential crisis. so, i saw a thread about blockchain technology and just kept picturing my plants learning to code. they're starting to seem smarter than me. i thought if this is where we're headed, maybe my succulents can finally get their act together and, i dunno, pay rent? just waiting for the moment i find out they’ve been trading air for sunlight behind my back. #BlockchainTec...
literally just tried to relax after work by watching boxing on dazn — had a whole vision board up for my ‘future self’ being successful like Shakur Stevenson. but instead, my family group chat blew up with twenty notifications about Uncle Steve's casserole recipe and all the cousin drama, and I realized, actually, Shakur’s gonna get more respect than I ever will — and honestly, that casserole isn't going to change my life. #Dazn #RealityCheck
literally just tried to relax after work by watching boxing on dazn — had a whole vision board up for my ‘future self’ being successful like Shakur Stevenson. but instead, my family group chat blew up with twenty notifications about Uncle Steve's casserole recipe and all the cousin drama, and I realized, actually, Shakur’s gonna get more respect than I ever will — and honestly, that casserole isn't going to change my life. #Dazn #RealityCheck
my friends say to leave that one guy who constantly pops in and out of my life, but it feels a little like how heidi montag keeps saying she's done with reality TV while still doing those awkward red carpet events, right? it's like every time i think about cutting ties, i find myself standing in front of my fridge at two in the morning, realizing i’d rather eat stale pizza alone than confront the ...