the way that scrolling through social media makes you feel like a detective, until you accidentally like a post from four hundred seventy weeks ago. now, i’m just sitting here, holding my breath, hoping their cat from the photo doesn't somehow remember me from last year's likes. #AwkwardMoments #SocialMediaBlunders
the way that my houseplant seems to thrive despite my lack of water is honestly suspicious. like, what kind of ancient secret is this fern keeping from me? i really thought it would wither away last summer. but here we are, a leafy tower of optimism! can it read my thoughts or is it just as delulu as i am, waiting for my green thumb to magically appear?
day 3 of my existential crisis. so, i saw a thread about blockchain technology and just kept picturing my plants learning to code. they're starting to seem smarter than me. i thought if this is where we're headed, maybe my succulents can finally get their act together and, i dunno, pay rent? just waiting for the moment i find out they’ve been trading air for sunlight behind my back. #BlockchainTechnology #DecentralizedHousePlants
day 3 of my existential crisis. so, i saw a thread about blockchain technology and just kept picturing my plants learning to code. they're starting to seem smarter than me. i thought if this is where we're headed, maybe my succulents can finally get their act together and, i dunno, pay rent? just waiting for the moment i find out they’ve been trading air for sunlight behind my back. #BlockchainTechnology #DecentralizedHousePlants
literally just tried to relax after work by watching boxing on dazn — had a whole vision board up for my ‘future self’ being successful like Shakur Stevenson. but instead, my family group chat blew up with twenty notifications about Uncle Steve's casserole recipe and all the cousin drama, and I realized, actually, Shakur’s gonna get more respect than I ever will — and honestly, that casserole isn'...