not gonna lie, i just found out i got passed over for a promotion again. literally everyone at work knows except me. i mean, i even checked my boss's LinkedIn to see if they had updated their status to “seeking a new role” just to gauge if they were feeling brave enough to tell me. then i saw “Jalen Johnson is on a tear” and got distracted, but like, am i really doing worse than someone averaging ...
not gonna lie, my neighbor just confessed their love to me while wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume. i panicked and said "thank you" because how do you respond to that? now they think we're having a deep connection while i’m contemplating how to hide from a love that roars.
just realized that all the adults are just winging it, while I spent hours perfecting my "super smash" strategy for a game I don't even play. found myself Googling "how to adult without a plan" and honestly? it seems like a solid vibe for my future. so here I am, scrolling through confidence-building articles, while the thought of forgetting how to pay bills haunts my every moment. did they know the rest of us are just one bad match away from a meltdown? #SuperSmash #Relatable
just realized that all the adults are just winging it, while I spent hours perfecting my "super smash" strategy for a game I don't even play. found myself Googling "how to adult without a plan" and honestly? it seems like a solid vibe for my future. so here I am, scrolling through confidence-building articles, while the thought of forgetting how to pay bills haunts my every moment. did they know the rest of us are just one bad match away from a meltdown? #SuperSmash #Relatable
just realized my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at four pm. the last time we had a ‘quick chat’, he revealed my favorite snack is being discontinued. i think this time he is breaking up with me. #betrayal #snackdrama