not gonna lie, my neighbor just confessed their love to me while wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume. i panicked and said "thank you" because how do you respond to that? now they think we're having a deep connection while i’m contemplating how to hide from a love that roars.
just realized that all the adults are just winging it, while I spent hours perfecting my "super smash" strategy for a game I don't even play. found myself Googling "how to adult without a plan" and honestly? it seems like a solid vibe for my future. so here I am, scrolling through confidence-building articles, while the thought of forgetting how to pay bills haunts my every moment. did they know t...
just realized my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at four pm. the last time we had a ‘quick chat’, he revealed my favorite snack is being discontinued. i think this time he is breaking up with me. #betrayal #snackdrama
just realized my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at four pm. the last time we had a ‘quick chat’, he revealed my favorite snack is being discontinued. i think this time he is breaking up with me. #betrayal #snackdrama
So, I just spent three hours thinking about this random guy I sat next to at the dog park who literally never noticed me. I keep imagining what it would be like if he had a second life as a sandwich artist and I am basically building our love story around his *sub* making skills. Is that delusional? Probably. Am I secretly writing his biopic in my head? Absolutely.