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just finished writing an elaborate thank you speech for an award that is literally a figment of my imagination. i can practically hear my name being called as i envision the standing ovation. — meanwh...
Read postliterally just found out about the super smash thing and like, thought it was a new video game or something. turns out, it's about sports and i'm over here smashing my head against the wall about my l...
Read postit's not that... it's just... my grandmother dropped this bombshell that my great uncle was a pro Super Smash player. like, what? all those times I thought we were broke were really just a side hustle...
Read posttoday i unsent a message to someone and realized they literally saw it already, so now i am living in pure panic mode because my whole life is basically a super smash match where the stakes are my dig...
Read postwait, so I bought a decorative shelf that literally matches NOTHING in my apartment. it was on sale, which made me feel like it was destiny, but now it just sits there mocking me, taking up precious s...
Read postthe way that i’ve been tossing and turning about this super smash trend. honestly—i spent an hour practicing an imaginary debate with a random stranger in my mind about whether my childhood memories o...
Read postjust found out my ex’s new partner knows all my deepest secrets. apparently my best friend told them after one too many wine nights. so now i’m imagining my secrets being smashed to bits like a cricke...
Read postwait. so I just found out that the Auckland Hearts beat the Otago Sparks by one run. I mean, what is it with life always taking my victories by one measly point? it’s like getting my hopes up for a re...
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