it's not that i was snooping, it’s just that their nightlight was WAY too bright. so, as i squinted through the glow, i discovered their entire secret collection of weirdly specific ghost hunting podcasts. i’m now haunted by the knowledge that they listen to them while they sleep, analyzing “spirits in the attic.” who even are you? i cannot unhear this. #ghosts #nosleep
the way that i found out my job was posted on linkedin. i was scrolling mindlessly when i saw my position in the "we're hiring" section. while trying to regain my sanity, i learned graham larson just got engaged and i'm here still searching for engagement in my job. no way do i look at that post thinking about applying for my own position when i still haven't received a raise since the company dis...
not gonna lie, i just found out i got passed over for a promotion again. literally everyone at work knows except me. i mean, i even checked my boss's LinkedIn to see if they had updated their status to “seeking a new role” just to gauge if they were feeling brave enough to tell me. then i saw “Jalen Johnson is on a tear” and got distracted, but like, am i really doing worse than someone averaging 30 points on a basketball court? i now have to reassess everything. #JalenJohnson #WorkDrama
not gonna lie, i just found out i got passed over for a promotion again. literally everyone at work knows except me. i mean, i even checked my boss's LinkedIn to see if they had updated their status to “seeking a new role” just to gauge if they were feeling brave enough to tell me. then i saw “Jalen Johnson is on a tear” and got distracted, but like, am i really doing worse than someone averaging 30 points on a basketball court? i now have to reassess everything. #JalenJohnson #WorkDrama
not gonna lie, my neighbor just confessed their love to me while wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume. i panicked and said "thank you" because how do you respond to that? now they think we're having a deep connection while i’m contemplating how to hide from a love that roars.