ok but I just spent thirty minutes wondering if they ever think about the epic battle I won against that wasp in my apartment last summer. like, they definitely did not see it, but somehow I feel like it was a pivotal moment in our future together... or something.
the way that i just found out my friends think i’m the 'samantha' of our group, like yes i dress cute but am i really vibing on that level? no because last week i tried to push my own “charming quirks” in front of a crush and instead ended up awkwardly blending my smoothie with the wrong setting... it exploded. how does one recover from smoothie shrapnel when you’re just trying to impress? i’m def...
no because i was trying to manifest my dream life and now my private story got screenshotted by someone i barely know. they just saw me ranting about how much i relate to russell wilson’s love for those idealistic goals. now i'm wondering if they think i also play football or just should've stuck to journaling. #RussellWilson #ManifestationFails
no because i was trying to manifest my dream life and now my private story got screenshotted by someone i barely know. they just saw me ranting about how much i relate to russell wilson’s love for those idealistic goals. now i'm wondering if they think i also play football or just should've stuck to journaling. #RussellWilson #ManifestationFails
it’s 3am and i just found out about chester bennington's passing. had a full-blown existential crisis while staring at my stuffed giraffe, who was judging me like he knew my entire life. two days later, i showed up at work with a head full of dark thoughts and somehow spilled my coffee all over my boss’s desk. now everyone thinks it was a tribute to chester. but really, it was just me desperately ...