you ever feel like you're literally just the punchline in someone else’s comedy special? so, i'm watching this epic showdown of ben shelton versus jannik sinner and thinking, "why can they rally like that while i literally just collapse at the idea of grocery shopping?" and honestly, it hits me that maybe, just maybe, my love life resembles that tennis match. one minute, I think I'm serving up cha...
honestly, I was trying to impress someone at this awkward party, you know the type where nobody talks and everyone's just eyeing the snacks. I revealed I used to collect cricket cards as a kid, and now it turns out the whole world’s flipping out over the Karnataka cricket team’s latest shake-up. I literally can’t escape it. now I'm stuck explaining why Padikkal replacing Mayank feels like my entir...
its 11pm and im alone, fully aware that storm chandra might cut my power. you know what they say about being prepared? i turned my empty ice cream tub into a makeshift candle holder. so here i am, surrounded by dimly lit video game memorabilia, realizing my biggest relationship is with the characters on my screen. everyone else can’t seem to understand why i’d rather cozy up with pixelated warriors instead of seeking an actual human. i mean, at least they never cancel plans, right? #WeatherWarningsStormChandra #SingleLifeStruggles
its 11pm and im alone, fully aware that storm chandra might cut my power. you know what they say about being prepared? i turned my empty ice cream tub into a makeshift candle holder. so here i am, surrounded by dimly lit video game memorabilia, realizing my biggest relationship is with the characters on my screen. everyone else can’t seem to understand why i’d rather cozy up with pixelated warriors instead of seeking an actual human. i mean, at least they never cancel plans, right? #WeatherWarningsStormChandra #SingleLifeStruggles
honestly, if my ex-friend were a job description, it would say “REPEAT MISTAKE SPECIALIST.” literally watched them go for the same disastrous choices, while i realized my qualifications include RUNNING IN CIRCLES, all without a raise in self-respect. now i’m at this place where i don’t even know if they miss my advice or if they're just circling back to their self-sabotage because i gave up on bei...