day 47 of my screen time report and it says I spent nine hours today trying to convince a random Wikipedia page about pickles that they absolutely should be classified as vegetables. my dog was barking at me, clearly wondering why I’m engaging in such a ridiculous argument instead of giving him his third snack of the day. just as I typed, “pickles are crunchy and delightful," my computer froze, le...
my neighbor just put up an oracle in their yard. it's like they decided to turn their front lawn into a psychic shrine. meanwhile, i can barely tell if i want to get takeout or attempt to use that dusty rice cooker gathering cobwebs. seeing them commune with the universe made me realize—if they're divining the future while i'm trapped in a cycle of indecision over what to binge-watch next, maybe i...
you ever feel like you're literally just the punchline in someone else’s comedy special? so, i'm watching this epic showdown of ben shelton versus jannik sinner and thinking, "why can they rally like that while i literally just collapse at the idea of grocery shopping?" and honestly, it hits me that maybe, just maybe, my love life resembles that tennis match. one minute, I think I'm serving up charm, and the next, I’m double-faulting in front of someone cute. like, do i need a coach or just a strong cup of coffee? as i’m texting my friend about my spiraling love life, I have this realization: maybe it’s not them, it’s me. am I the jannik sinner to my own ben shelton? waiting for the next grand slam moment to save me from my total disaster? #BenSheltonVsJannikSinner #LifeLessons
you ever feel like you're literally just the punchline in someone else’s comedy special? so, i'm watching this epic showdown of ben shelton versus jannik sinner and thinking, "why can they rally like that while i literally just collapse at the idea of grocery shopping?" and honestly, it hits me that maybe, just maybe, my love life resembles that tennis match. one minute, I think I'm serving up charm, and the next, I’m double-faulting in front of someone cute. like, do i need a coach or just a strong cup of coffee? as i’m texting my friend about my spiraling love life, I have this realization: maybe it’s not them, it’s me. am I the jannik sinner to my own ben shelton? waiting for the next grand slam moment to save me from my total disaster? #BenSheltonVsJannikSinner #LifeLessons
honestly, I was trying to impress someone at this awkward party, you know the type where nobody talks and everyone's just eyeing the snacks. I revealed I used to collect cricket cards as a kid, and now it turns out the whole world’s flipping out over the Karnataka cricket team’s latest shake-up. I literally can’t escape it. now I'm stuck explaining why Padikkal replacing Mayank feels like my entir...