honestly, I was trying to impress someone at this awkward party, you know the type where nobody talks and everyone's just eyeing the snacks. I revealed I used to collect cricket cards as a kid, and now it turns out the whole world’s flipping out over the Karnataka cricket team’s latest shake-up. I literally can’t escape it. now I'm stuck explaining why Padikkal replacing Mayank feels like my entir...
its 11pm and im alone, fully aware that storm chandra might cut my power. you know what they say about being prepared? i turned my empty ice cream tub into a makeshift candle holder. so here i am, surrounded by dimly lit video game memorabilia, realizing my biggest relationship is with the characters on my screen. everyone else can’t seem to understand why i’d rather cozy up with pixelated warrior...
honestly, if my ex-friend were a job description, it would say “REPEAT MISTAKE SPECIALIST.” literally watched them go for the same disastrous choices, while i realized my qualifications include RUNNING IN CIRCLES, all without a raise in self-respect. now i’m at this place where i don’t even know if they miss my advice or if they're just circling back to their self-sabotage because i gave up on being their oracle of life. what a plot twist that would be—me, their GOAT consultant, fired for lack of improvement. #Oracle #lifechoices
honestly, if my ex-friend were a job description, it would say “REPEAT MISTAKE SPECIALIST.” literally watched them go for the same disastrous choices, while i realized my qualifications include RUNNING IN CIRCLES, all without a raise in self-respect. now i’m at this place where i don’t even know if they miss my advice or if they're just circling back to their self-sabotage because i gave up on being their oracle of life. what a plot twist that would be—me, their GOAT consultant, fired for lack of improvement. #Oracle #lifechoices
not gonna lie, every time there's a storm warning, i have this bizarre moment where i imagine being the only survivor after everything goes dark. it gets wild. i picture myself navigating through flooded streets with my last piece of bread, shouting at the clouds, “why didn’t you take my bank account instead?” and then, just as i think of rescuing a cat from a tree, i remember that i can't even sa...