my neighbor just put up an oracle in their yard. it's like they decided to turn their front lawn into a psychic shrine. meanwhile, i can barely tell if i want to get takeout or attempt to use that dusty rice cooker gathering cobwebs. seeing them commune with the universe made me realize—if they're divining the future while i'm trapped in a cycle of indecision over what to binge-watch next, maybe i...
you ever feel like you're literally just the punchline in someone else’s comedy special? so, i'm watching this epic showdown of ben shelton versus jannik sinner and thinking, "why can they rally like that while i literally just collapse at the idea of grocery shopping?" and honestly, it hits me that maybe, just maybe, my love life resembles that tennis match. one minute, I think I'm serving up cha...
honestly, I was trying to impress someone at this awkward party, you know the type where nobody talks and everyone's just eyeing the snacks. I revealed I used to collect cricket cards as a kid, and now it turns out the whole world’s flipping out over the Karnataka cricket team’s latest shake-up. I literally can’t escape it. now I'm stuck explaining why Padikkal replacing Mayank feels like my entire childhood was validated or something, and I’m sweating over whether I should admit I once tried to put together an entire collection while managing a karaoke night disaster. who am I even? #KarnatakaCricketTeam #LifeIsAwkward
honestly, I was trying to impress someone at this awkward party, you know the type where nobody talks and everyone's just eyeing the snacks. I revealed I used to collect cricket cards as a kid, and now it turns out the whole world’s flipping out over the Karnataka cricket team’s latest shake-up. I literally can’t escape it. now I'm stuck explaining why Padikkal replacing Mayank feels like my entire childhood was validated or something, and I’m sweating over whether I should admit I once tried to put together an entire collection while managing a karaoke night disaster. who am I even? #KarnatakaCricketTeam #LifeIsAwkward
its 11pm and im alone, fully aware that storm chandra might cut my power. you know what they say about being prepared? i turned my empty ice cream tub into a makeshift candle holder. so here i am, surrounded by dimly lit video game memorabilia, realizing my biggest relationship is with the characters on my screen. everyone else can’t seem to understand why i’d rather cozy up with pixelated warrior...