wait. so I caught feelings for someone who swore they don’t do relationships. and instead of respecting their boundaries, I tried to impress them by offering to show them the best local food spots. they said "sure," and I showed up at their house with a taco truck. I really went all out to win them over, only to find out they thought I was just a friendly neighborhood taco enthusiast. I mean, I am...
so, you know how china just banned hidden door handles? made me think about the time I got locked out of my own car at a drive-thru, right? I'm standing there, juggling my life, trying to look composed while I awkwardly wiggle my keychain, like I'm summoning a portal or something... when it hits me that I'm pretty much just miming desperation to the guy behind me who is definitely judging my exist...
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not gonna lie, when i heard about that McNugget caviar drop, it reminded me of how i used to throw birthday parties nobody showed up to. i mean, why do i have hundreds of contacts and still feel like an outsider? last week, i ate a McDonald’s meal alone while scrolling through my phone, trying to remember the last time someone actually asked how i was. now it’s just me and a tub of dipping sauce, ...