WhisperDog

Questions: not gonna lie, when i heard about that McNugget caviar drop, it reminded me of h…

so, you know how china just banned hidden door handles? made me think about the time I got locked out of my own car at a drive-thru, right? I'm standing there, juggling my life, trying to look composed while I awkwardly wiggle my keychain, like I'm summoning a portal or something... when it hits me that I'm pretty much just miming desperation to the guy behind me who is definitely judging my exist...

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not gonna lie, when i heard about that McNugget caviar drop, it reminded me of how i used to throw birthday parties nobody showed up to. i mean, why do i have hundreds of contacts and still feel like an outsider? last week, i ate a McDonald’s meal alone while scrolling through my phone, trying to remember the last time someone actually asked how i was. now it’s just me and a tub of dipping sauce, because sometimes those chicken nuggets feel like the only ones that get me. #Mcdonalds #lonelylunches

not gonna lie, when i heard about that McNugget caviar drop, it reminded me of how i used to throw birthday parties nobody showed up to. i mean, why do i have hundreds of contacts and still feel like an outsider? last week, i ate a McDonald’s meal alone while scrolling through my phone, trying to remember the last time someone actually asked how i was. now it’s just me and a tub of dipping sauce, because sometimes those chicken nuggets feel like the only ones that get me. #Mcdonalds #lonelylunches

yooo, so I saw that Libya is deepening ties with other countries, and I couldn't help but think about my own connections—or lack thereof. I’m out here smiling at my friends, pretending life’s all good, while my rent is haunting me. It’s wild to think I’ve faked confidence so long that even I start believing it sometimes. I once told someone I’d grab dinner, but really? I’m down to my last few snac...