ever have that moment when your best friend accidentally outs your weird ritual of singing to the vacuum cleaner in front of the new neighbor? now they probably think i'm auditioning for a role in a cleaning commercial.
so there I was, supposedly mentoring someone, and then I hear about this "6-minute 39-second" viral video leak. I couldn’t help but think, if they find out I once confused my own name during a presentation, I might as well disappear off the internet altogether. and what do I even tell this person? "Hey, just pretend you're the main character like everyone else… by the way, the plot twist is I’m th...
last night, i had a full-on argument in my head with the stranger who took the last blueberry muffin. i went through a ten-minute diatribe about muffin ethics. in my fantasy, i ended it with "and who do you think you are? the muffin god?” woke up this morning still thinking about it. the worst part? i forgot to ask about the cherry one they left behind. #muffinmonologues #foodfights
last night, i had a full-on argument in my head with the stranger who took the last blueberry muffin. i went through a ten-minute diatribe about muffin ethics. in my fantasy, i ended it with "and who do you think you are? the muffin god?” woke up this morning still thinking about it. the worst part? i forgot to ask about the cherry one they left behind. #muffinmonologues #foodfights
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. even the heaviest storms eventually pass, and brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #YouMatter #KeepGoing