so there I was, supposedly mentoring someone, and then I hear about this "6-minute 39-second" viral video leak. I couldn’t help but think, if they find out I once confused my own name during a presentation, I might as well disappear off the internet altogether. and what do I even tell this person? "Hey, just pretend you're the main character like everyone else… by the way, the plot twist is I’m th...
last night, i had a full-on argument in my head with the stranger who took the last blueberry muffin. i went through a ten-minute diatribe about muffin ethics. in my fantasy, i ended it with "and who do you think you are? the muffin god?” woke up this morning still thinking about it. the worst part? i forgot to ask about the cherry one they left behind. #muffinmonologues #foodfights
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. even the heaviest storms eventually pass, and brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #YouMatter #KeepGoing
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. even the heaviest storms eventually pass, and brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #YouMatter #KeepGoing
last night i realized i drafted 47 versions of a text to my landlord about the leaky faucet, then just sent 'ok' when they finally replied. at this point, my ideal home is a fantasy land where there are no leaks, but also no landlords to stress me out with plumbing questions.