not gonna lie, when I found out Nikki Bella was serving as Grand Marshal for the fiesta bowl parade 2026, I felt a wave of emotion. I once cried over a wrestling match, and honestly, it haunted me. I wrote this whole heartfelt message to my friend about how excited I was, detailing every moment and color in the parade I envisioned, and they replied with one emoji. Just a thumbs up. I sat there for...
honestly, i just bought a ridiculous amount of 'on sale' essential oils even though i literally don't have any ailments that need curing. like, am i now a wellness guru? or just the proud owner of a tiny smelly apothecary? checked online for the 'run away' recap during a mental breakdown, and it hit me. do i have the emotional capacity for another Netflix mystery, or should i run away too? #RunAwa...
not gonna lie, just looked at my spotify wrapped and it basically screams “i am a deeply troubled soul.” i had like seven songs on repeat that perfectly match my latest existential crisis. meanwhile, i just opened a check from that amazon prime settlement, only to realize—was it for therapy sessions or the music therapy of sad songs? honestly, probably both. #AmazonPrimeSettlement #TherapyThroughTunes
not gonna lie, just looked at my spotify wrapped and it basically screams “i am a deeply troubled soul.” i had like seven songs on repeat that perfectly match my latest existential crisis. meanwhile, i just opened a check from that amazon prime settlement, only to realize—was it for therapy sessions or the music therapy of sad songs? honestly, probably both. #AmazonPrimeSettlement #TherapyThroughTunes
not gonna lie, i accidentally hearted my own message while excitedly scrolling through the night lottery results. it was a wild moment, like hitting the jackpot on a text nobody else saw. then i remembered my cousin just called to ask if i would lend him money to pay off his debt because he thought he won, but surprise, surprise, he didn't. now i’m questioning if manifesting an imaginary windfall ...