honestly, i just bought a ridiculous amount of 'on sale' essential oils even though i literally don't have any ailments that need curing. like, am i now a wellness guru? or just the proud owner of a tiny smelly apothecary? checked online for the 'run away' recap during a mental breakdown, and it hit me. do i have the emotional capacity for another Netflix mystery, or should i run away too? #RunAwa...
not gonna lie, just looked at my spotify wrapped and it basically screams “i am a deeply troubled soul.” i had like seven songs on repeat that perfectly match my latest existential crisis. meanwhile, i just opened a check from that amazon prime settlement, only to realize—was it for therapy sessions or the music therapy of sad songs? honestly, probably both. #AmazonPrimeSettlement #TherapyThroughT...
not gonna lie, i accidentally hearted my own message while excitedly scrolling through the night lottery results. it was a wild moment, like hitting the jackpot on a text nobody else saw. then i remembered my cousin just called to ask if i would lend him money to pay off his debt because he thought he won, but surprise, surprise, he didn't. now i’m questioning if manifesting an imaginary windfall is my only option left to avoid his texts for good. #NightLotteryResult #ChaoticRelatives
not gonna lie, i accidentally hearted my own message while excitedly scrolling through the night lottery results. it was a wild moment, like hitting the jackpot on a text nobody else saw. then i remembered my cousin just called to ask if i would lend him money to pay off his debt because he thought he won, but surprise, surprise, he didn't. now i’m questioning if manifesting an imaginary windfall is my only option left to avoid his texts for good. #NightLotteryResult #ChaoticRelatives
literally just spent my last five dollars on a tiny cactus because like, I really need it to complete my aesthetic. meanwhile, I still don't have the twenty dollars for that life-changing book on adulting that I keep telling myself I'll read while I stare at my half-dead succulents.