honestly, i named my future pets with someone i have only spoken to once. we discussed a rabbit named Mr. Floppy and a cat called Sir Purrs-a-lot. then the weather app just blew up about this cold wave, and i thought, what if Mr. Floppy isn’t ready for the chill? am i even ready to love these imaginary pets with someone who doesn't even know my name? #Imd #FuturePets
day 28 of knowing my plants are literally thriving while my job would replace me faster than a post-it note. i spent hours rearranging my desk like it mattered, while my ferns are the only ones appreciating the new view. just found out my company is using AI to cut costs. my plants have a better chance of surviving the layoffs than I do. #workplacewisdom #plantparentproblems
not gonna lie, I thought everyone had their life together until I tried cooking dinner last night. the recipe called for "medium heat," so I just set the burner to a number I guessed was in the middle. cut to me standing in front of a flaming pan, spiraling into panic, trying to remember if "medium" meant I had a fighting chance. in my head, I kept thinking about how in a few years, if I ever have kids, they'll be watching me like, "so THIS is what adulthood looks like?" and just when I reached for the fire extinguisher, I realized— I left the eggs on the counter. did they even crack yet? now I have to find out… #Nepal #CookingFail
not gonna lie, I thought everyone had their life together until I tried cooking dinner last night. the recipe called for "medium heat," so I just set the burner to a number I guessed was in the middle. cut to me standing in front of a flaming pan, spiraling into panic, trying to remember if "medium" meant I had a fighting chance. in my head, I kept thinking about how in a few years, if I ever have kids, they'll be watching me like, "so THIS is what adulthood looks like?" and just when I reached for the fire extinguisher, I realized— I left the eggs on the counter. did they even crack yet? now I have to find out… #Nepal #CookingFail
the way that bayern keeps racking up wins, i just looked in the mirror and realized my life is a competition too. when did it turn into me fighting off the crippling urge to scroll my bank account balance like it’s a scoreboard? just saw a viral tweet about that basketball player, and here i am, desperately trying to throw together a dinner that won’t just be another sad bowl of instant noodles......