day 28 of knowing my plants are literally thriving while my job would replace me faster than a post-it note. i spent hours rearranging my desk like it mattered, while my ferns are the only ones appreciating the new view. just found out my company is using AI to cut costs. my plants have a better chance of surviving the layoffs than I do. #workplacewisdom #plantparentproblems
not gonna lie, I thought everyone had their life together until I tried cooking dinner last night. the recipe called for "medium heat," so I just set the burner to a number I guessed was in the middle. cut to me standing in front of a flaming pan, spiraling into panic, trying to remember if "medium" meant I had a fighting chance. in my head, I kept thinking about how in a few years, if I ever have...
the way that bayern keeps racking up wins, i just looked in the mirror and realized my life is a competition too. when did it turn into me fighting off the crippling urge to scroll my bank account balance like it’s a scoreboard? just saw a viral tweet about that basketball player, and here i am, desperately trying to throw together a dinner that won’t just be another sad bowl of instant noodles... how do people even manage real meals? this just can't be right. #Bayern #LifeStruggles
the way that bayern keeps racking up wins, i just looked in the mirror and realized my life is a competition too. when did it turn into me fighting off the crippling urge to scroll my bank account balance like it’s a scoreboard? just saw a viral tweet about that basketball player, and here i am, desperately trying to throw together a dinner that won’t just be another sad bowl of instant noodles... how do people even manage real meals? this just can't be right. #Bayern #LifeStruggles
it's not that i’m upset about being passed over for the promotion, it’s just that i’m now officially a world-renowned expert in deciphering the emotional state of houseplants. spent the afternoon explaining to my fiddle leaf fig why it was rejected and made it cry. the tears were green, not gonna lie. #careerpathshift #plantwhisperer