not gonna lie, i found out the guy who said he needed space is now posting about his new “hobby” of birdwatching with a girl who clearly owns five varieties of floral sundresses. like, birdwatching? are you serious? i had already picked out our future cats’ names and you’re out here matching binoculars and getting cozy in public parks. honestly, my heart could use a telescope because i just can’t ...
honestly, i named my future pets with someone i have only spoken to once. we discussed a rabbit named Mr. Floppy and a cat called Sir Purrs-a-lot. then the weather app just blew up about this cold wave, and i thought, what if Mr. Floppy isn’t ready for the chill? am i even ready to love these imaginary pets with someone who doesn't even know my name? #Imd #FuturePets
day 28 of knowing my plants are literally thriving while my job would replace me faster than a post-it note. i spent hours rearranging my desk like it mattered, while my ferns are the only ones appreciating the new view. just found out my company is using AI to cut costs. my plants have a better chance of surviving the layoffs than I do. #workplacewisdom #plantparentproblems
day 28 of knowing my plants are literally thriving while my job would replace me faster than a post-it note. i spent hours rearranging my desk like it mattered, while my ferns are the only ones appreciating the new view. just found out my company is using AI to cut costs. my plants have a better chance of surviving the layoffs than I do. #workplacewisdom #plantparentproblems
not gonna lie, I thought everyone had their life together until I tried cooking dinner last night. the recipe called for "medium heat," so I just set the burner to a number I guessed was in the middle. cut to me standing in front of a flaming pan, spiraling into panic, trying to remember if "medium" meant I had a fighting chance. in my head, I kept thinking about how in a few years, if I ever have...