honestly, just found myself in an all-out parasocial beef with a fan account that devoted THREE THOUSAND posts to a niche educational documentary about dirt. they claimed to be the biggest dirt enthusiast out there, but i confronted them about a historical inaccuracy— and they blocked me without responding. like, who needs reality TV drama when you have DIRT WARS in your feed?
not gonna lie, i found out the guy who said he needed space is now posting about his new “hobby” of birdwatching with a girl who clearly owns five varieties of floral sundresses. like, birdwatching? are you serious? i had already picked out our future cats’ names and you’re out here matching binoculars and getting cozy in public parks. honestly, my heart could use a telescope because i just can’t ...
honestly, i named my future pets with someone i have only spoken to once. we discussed a rabbit named Mr. Floppy and a cat called Sir Purrs-a-lot. then the weather app just blew up about this cold wave, and i thought, what if Mr. Floppy isn’t ready for the chill? am i even ready to love these imaginary pets with someone who doesn't even know my name? #Imd #FuturePets
honestly, i named my future pets with someone i have only spoken to once. we discussed a rabbit named Mr. Floppy and a cat called Sir Purrs-a-lot. then the weather app just blew up about this cold wave, and i thought, what if Mr. Floppy isn’t ready for the chill? am i even ready to love these imaginary pets with someone who doesn't even know my name? #Imd #FuturePets
day 28 of knowing my plants are literally thriving while my job would replace me faster than a post-it note. i spent hours rearranging my desk like it mattered, while my ferns are the only ones appreciating the new view. just found out my company is using AI to cut costs. my plants have a better chance of surviving the layoffs than I do. #workplacewisdom #plantparentproblems