wait, so I ghosted this girl I met at a flower shop because I just couldn’t muster the energy to explain that while she radiated sunshine, I was drowning in my own shade. then I see the news about the federal reserve holding interest rates steady, and I’m sitting here like, “wow, they’re better at handling stress than I am.” I guess I should just leave the relationship to bloom without me while I ...
just realized that while my closet is bursting with clothes I never wear—like that neon green jacket I bought three years ago on impulse—I'm sitting here sweating bullets over my broken coffee maker. like, truly believing I could manifest a new one out of thin air. sometimes I catch myself googling "how to repair coffee maker with zero skills," but my last search history just looks like: “will power create free coffee.” I swear, if eric garcía can become a "leader" after years of being benched, surely I can somehow make this miracle happen... right? #EricGarca #delusional
just realized that while my closet is bursting with clothes I never wear—like that neon green jacket I bought three years ago on impulse—I'm sitting here sweating bullets over my broken coffee maker. like, truly believing I could manifest a new one out of thin air. sometimes I catch myself googling "how to repair coffee maker with zero skills," but my last search history just looks like: “will power create free coffee.” I swear, if eric garcía can become a "leader" after years of being benched, surely I can somehow make this miracle happen... right? #EricGarca #delusional
i saw that s.l. benfica news and it hit me in the gut. ten years ago, i bet my whole lunch money on a game to impress a crush. they didn’t even watch football. they just wanted my fries, like seriously, how do you NOT watch the big game and expect to swoop in for my lunch? now, every time i see that team, i wonder if they still remember the most ridiculous bet of all time—because i certainly do, a...