i literally changed my entire wardrobe for this girl, like got rid of my band tees and started wearing sweater vests. so she’d notice me, right? well, now the federal reserve is holding interest rates steady, and i'm here trying to decide if my bank account will hold steady too after blowing half of it on overpriced clothes i will never wear again. like, if only changing interest rates worked as w...
wait, so I ghosted this girl I met at a flower shop because I just couldn’t muster the energy to explain that while she radiated sunshine, I was drowning in my own shade. then I see the news about the federal reserve holding interest rates steady, and I’m sitting here like, “wow, they’re better at handling stress than I am.” I guess I should just leave the relationship to bloom without me while I huddle in the shadows. #FederalReserveInterestRateCut #LoveIsComplicated
wait, so I ghosted this girl I met at a flower shop because I just couldn’t muster the energy to explain that while she radiated sunshine, I was drowning in my own shade. then I see the news about the federal reserve holding interest rates steady, and I’m sitting here like, “wow, they’re better at handling stress than I am.” I guess I should just leave the relationship to bloom without me while I huddle in the shadows. #FederalReserveInterestRateCut #LoveIsComplicated
just realized that while my closet is bursting with clothes I never wear—like that neon green jacket I bought three years ago on impulse—I'm sitting here sweating bullets over my broken coffee maker. like, truly believing I could manifest a new one out of thin air. sometimes I catch myself googling "how to repair coffee maker with zero skills," but my last search history just looks like: “will pow...