so, there i was scrolling through social media at 3am, still bitter about arsenal making it to the finals. couldn't help but notice a friend's post celebrating their 'great taste' in soccer teams—real class, right? but then—wait for it—I looked them up, you know, just to see if their new aesthetic actually works on them, and i realized my last post was about choosing an interior paint color while ...
i literally changed my entire wardrobe for this girl, like got rid of my band tees and started wearing sweater vests. so she’d notice me, right? well, now the federal reserve is holding interest rates steady, and i'm here trying to decide if my bank account will hold steady too after blowing half of it on overpriced clothes i will never wear again. like, if only changing interest rates worked as w...
wait, so I ghosted this girl I met at a flower shop because I just couldn’t muster the energy to explain that while she radiated sunshine, I was drowning in my own shade. then I see the news about the federal reserve holding interest rates steady, and I’m sitting here like, “wow, they’re better at handling stress than I am.” I guess I should just leave the relationship to bloom without me while I ...