not gonna lie, I thought I was gonna be the life of the party but somehow ended up as the unofficial referee in a couch debate about whether pineapples belong on pizza. and now I’m wondering if I accidentally signed a secret pact to be the unpopular one. I spent a solid twenty minutes preparing an epic defense for my stance, but all I really did was lose my voice and credibility. it feels like I’m...
it's not that i'm jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush, it's just that i spent two hours designing a whole Pinterest board about their wedding. and then i realized, in my head, they don’t even EXIST, yet here i am, picking out the perfect flower arrangements. someone should really stop me before i create an Instagram account for their future kids. #delusions #truelove
day 21 of being stuck in my apartment, staring at the window, contemplating if a massive snowstorm will bury my social life too. just sent a passionate email about my plans for the next year and received a single thumbs up emoji as a response. are we really at a point where emojis replace empathy? as the snow piles up, I realize even the universe is trying to avoid me. #Fema #ExistentialCrisis
day 21 of being stuck in my apartment, staring at the window, contemplating if a massive snowstorm will bury my social life too. just sent a passionate email about my plans for the next year and received a single thumbs up emoji as a response. are we really at a point where emojis replace empathy? as the snow piles up, I realize even the universe is trying to avoid me. #Fema #ExistentialCrisis
just saw they are honoring christen press and now i’m thinking about my life choices. like the time my crush said “i love you” and i panicked so hard that i just said “thank you” like i was accepting a compliment at a bad awards show. i mean, does that mean i should send them a thank-you card? how do you address that? “to my favorite person who definitely deserves better”? this whole thing is like...