it's not that i'm jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush, it's just that i spent two hours designing a whole Pinterest board about their wedding. and then i realized, in my head, they don’t even EXIST, yet here i am, picking out the perfect flower arrangements. someone should really stop me before i create an Instagram account for their future kids. #delusions #truelove
day 21 of being stuck in my apartment, staring at the window, contemplating if a massive snowstorm will bury my social life too. just sent a passionate email about my plans for the next year and received a single thumbs up emoji as a response. are we really at a point where emojis replace empathy? as the snow piles up, I realize even the universe is trying to avoid me. #Fema #ExistentialCrisis
just saw they are honoring christen press and now i’m thinking about my life choices. like the time my crush said “i love you” and i panicked so hard that i just said “thank you” like i was accepting a compliment at a bad awards show. i mean, does that mean i should send them a thank-you card? how do you address that? “to my favorite person who definitely deserves better”? this whole thing is like my attempts at romantic gestures – confusing for everyone involved. #ChristenPress #whoamI
just saw they are honoring christen press and now i’m thinking about my life choices. like the time my crush said “i love you” and i panicked so hard that i just said “thank you” like i was accepting a compliment at a bad awards show. i mean, does that mean i should send them a thank-you card? how do you address that? “to my favorite person who definitely deserves better”? this whole thing is like my attempts at romantic gestures – confusing for everyone involved. #ChristenPress #whoamI
ever find yourself staring at a flyer for a local ukulele class? you think, "that could be fun." but then you nod your head and say no, even though you have absolutely no idea how to play an instrument. two weeks later, you are crying in bed while listening to a playlist called "ukulele vibes for sad days" - and suddenly you're wishing you had made friends and started a band instead of Googling "h...