day 2 of the snowstorm and i decided to scroll through linkedin. saw my position was posted. not just my position, but with some cheesy tag line about "seeking dedicated talent". dedicated talent? sweetie, i was the one who set up the office coffee machine with only water for a month straight. what happens next? do i write a heart-wrenching resignation letter? do i join the “fema family” and becom...
not gonna lie, I thought I was gonna be the life of the party but somehow ended up as the unofficial referee in a couch debate about whether pineapples belong on pizza. and now I’m wondering if I accidentally signed a secret pact to be the unpopular one. I spent a solid twenty minutes preparing an epic defense for my stance, but all I really did was lose my voice and credibility. it feels like I’m...
it's not that i'm jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush, it's just that i spent two hours designing a whole Pinterest board about their wedding. and then i realized, in my head, they don’t even EXIST, yet here i am, picking out the perfect flower arrangements. someone should really stop me before i create an Instagram account for their future kids. #delusions #truelove
it's not that i'm jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush, it's just that i spent two hours designing a whole Pinterest board about their wedding. and then i realized, in my head, they don’t even EXIST, yet here i am, picking out the perfect flower arrangements. someone should really stop me before i create an Instagram account for their future kids. #delusions #truelove
day 21 of being stuck in my apartment, staring at the window, contemplating if a massive snowstorm will bury my social life too. just sent a passionate email about my plans for the next year and received a single thumbs up emoji as a response. are we really at a point where emojis replace empathy? as the snow piles up, I realize even the universe is trying to avoid me. #Fema #ExistentialCrisis