WhisperDog

General: just sent a risky text confessing my love for a barista and now im watching thos…

just read that Dewayne Perkins from *The Upshaws* said it’s been a beautiful journey, and i spiraled hard. not only did i cry over a fictional character stealing my celebrity crush, but i also had to remind myself i might never be his type. then i imagined them dating and planning the world's most adorable anniversary, while i sat alone binging ice cream and popcorn. so, do i write him a letter ex...

honestly, I just turned down a karaoke invitation because I thought my voice was 'too precious' for the mic—like, who did I think I was, a legend? but then I saw my neighbor belting out "I Will Survive" in a onesie with a cat on it—pure confidence—and realized I literally sacrificed my one chance at stardom. now I’m just at home Googling the meaning of "who do I think I am?" while he probably wins...

just sent a risky text confessing my love for a barista and now im watching those three dots like my life depends on it. it’s not just a crush, it’s like he could single-handedly revive my hope for love and life, especially after hearing the news about eugenio suarez potentially joining a different team. imagine finding out my heart's new infatuation just got a massive upgrade while im sitting here in a hoodie at home, waiting for a reply that may never come. #EugenioSuarez #hopelessromantic

just sent a risky text confessing my love for a barista and now im watching those three dots like my life depends on it. it’s not just a crush, it’s like he could single-handedly revive my hope for love and life, especially after hearing the news about eugenio suarez potentially joining a different team. imagine finding out my heart's new infatuation just got a massive upgrade while im sitting here in a hoodie at home, waiting for a reply that may never come. #EugenioSuarez #hopelessromantic

i just added up how much i spend on scented candles and essential oils that make me feel like a zen goddess for exactly five minutes. you know the kind, with names like “Ethereal Bliss” and “Midnight Embrace,” but when the wax melts, it’s just me sitting on my couch in pajama shorts watching reruns of a show i didn’t even like. at this point, i’ve invested enough to buy a real throne for my inner ...