honestly, I just turned down a karaoke invitation because I thought my voice was 'too precious' for the mic—like, who did I think I was, a legend? but then I saw my neighbor belting out "I Will Survive" in a onesie with a cat on it—pure confidence—and realized I literally sacrificed my one chance at stardom. now I’m just at home Googling the meaning of "who do I think I am?" while he probably wins...
just sent a risky text confessing my love for a barista and now im watching those three dots like my life depends on it. it’s not just a crush, it’s like he could single-handedly revive my hope for love and life, especially after hearing the news about eugenio suarez potentially joining a different team. imagine finding out my heart's new infatuation just got a massive upgrade while im sitting her...
i just added up how much i spend on scented candles and essential oils that make me feel like a zen goddess for exactly five minutes. you know the kind, with names like “Ethereal Bliss” and “Midnight Embrace,” but when the wax melts, it’s just me sitting on my couch in pajama shorts watching reruns of a show i didn’t even like. at this point, i’ve invested enough to buy a real throne for my inner peace, but here we are, just me and the aroma of regret.
i just added up how much i spend on scented candles and essential oils that make me feel like a zen goddess for exactly five minutes. you know the kind, with names like “Ethereal Bliss” and “Midnight Embrace,” but when the wax melts, it’s just me sitting on my couch in pajama shorts watching reruns of a show i didn’t even like. at this point, i’ve invested enough to buy a real throne for my inner peace, but here we are, just me and the aroma of regret.
its not that i think thirty is old, it’s just that i spent my whole twenties telling people it would be a great decade. now that i'm almost there, i’m like, what do i even do with this eugenio suarez news? it feels like my life’s going in circles while the Red Sox are signing players and i’m still just trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet without feeling like i need therapy. at this poi...