the way that England crushed Pakistan in that match reminded me of my whole life falling apart when I opened my inbox to a breakup email from someone I thought was my ride-or-die. one minute we were planning our next move, and the next I was staring at my screen like it was my ex’s face at a high school reunion. now I'm trying to navigate my own world cup of emotions, still stuck at square one. #1...
just read that Dewayne Perkins from *The Upshaws* said it’s been a beautiful journey, and i spiraled hard. not only did i cry over a fictional character stealing my celebrity crush, but i also had to remind myself i might never be his type. then i imagined them dating and planning the world's most adorable anniversary, while i sat alone binging ice cream and popcorn. so, do i write him a letter ex...
honestly, I just turned down a karaoke invitation because I thought my voice was 'too precious' for the mic—like, who did I think I was, a legend? but then I saw my neighbor belting out "I Will Survive" in a onesie with a cat on it—pure confidence—and realized I literally sacrificed my one chance at stardom. now I’m just at home Googling the meaning of "who do I think I am?" while he probably wins the local award for “Best Community Karaoke Performance” in his cat outfit. dramatic, I know—obviously, my audition tape will remain a well-kept secret for another day.
honestly, I just turned down a karaoke invitation because I thought my voice was 'too precious' for the mic—like, who did I think I was, a legend? but then I saw my neighbor belting out "I Will Survive" in a onesie with a cat on it—pure confidence—and realized I literally sacrificed my one chance at stardom. now I’m just at home Googling the meaning of "who do I think I am?" while he probably wins the local award for “Best Community Karaoke Performance” in his cat outfit. dramatic, I know—obviously, my audition tape will remain a well-kept secret for another day.
just sent a risky text confessing my love for a barista and now im watching those three dots like my life depends on it. it’s not just a crush, it’s like he could single-handedly revive my hope for love and life, especially after hearing the news about eugenio suarez potentially joining a different team. imagine finding out my heart's new infatuation just got a massive upgrade while im sitting her...