i was deep stalking someone who hasn't even posted in three years. you know, the type of lurking that turns into a complete rabbit hole of pictures from 2019? well, i accidentally liked a post from when they were wearing a questionable outfit. so there i was, fully sweating while racing to un-like it. but of course, my phone freezes, and now the notification has left the chat. so if they suddenly ...
the way that England crushed Pakistan in that match reminded me of my whole life falling apart when I opened my inbox to a breakup email from someone I thought was my ride-or-die. one minute we were planning our next move, and the next I was staring at my screen like it was my ex’s face at a high school reunion. now I'm trying to navigate my own world cup of emotions, still stuck at square one. #1...
just read that Dewayne Perkins from *The Upshaws* said it’s been a beautiful journey, and i spiraled hard. not only did i cry over a fictional character stealing my celebrity crush, but i also had to remind myself i might never be his type. then i imagined them dating and planning the world's most adorable anniversary, while i sat alone binging ice cream and popcorn. so, do i write him a letter explaining our life together, or just keep pretending i'm cool with it? #TheUpshaws #dramaticsituation
just read that Dewayne Perkins from *The Upshaws* said it’s been a beautiful journey, and i spiraled hard. not only did i cry over a fictional character stealing my celebrity crush, but i also had to remind myself i might never be his type. then i imagined them dating and planning the world's most adorable anniversary, while i sat alone binging ice cream and popcorn. so, do i write him a letter explaining our life together, or just keep pretending i'm cool with it? #TheUpshaws #dramaticsituation
honestly, I just turned down a karaoke invitation because I thought my voice was 'too precious' for the mic—like, who did I think I was, a legend? but then I saw my neighbor belting out "I Will Survive" in a onesie with a cat on it—pure confidence—and realized I literally sacrificed my one chance at stardom. now I’m just at home Googling the meaning of "who do I think I am?" while he probably wins...