honestly, just saw someone post about their plant dying. the comments turned into a full-on THERAPY SESSION about their childhood trauma—like we went from succulent care tips to deep-rooted emotional issues in three minutes. like, this is not the “soil moisture” conversation I signed up for—does anyone else need a GROUP THERAPY for PLANT CARE now?
i just bumped into someone from middle school who acted like they didn't know me at all. like, we were best friends who shared a container of nachos at lunch while discussing our deeply meaningful twelve-year-old lives. they waved at someone behind me, and i stood there, questioning my existence, because did we not once plot out our future careers as professional pop tarts? now i'm just left wonde...
it's not that i wasted the last five years arguing with strangers online about the correct color of a dress - it's just that my wardrobe is 90 percent floral prints and absolutely no basic pieces, and now i have nothing to wear for actual adulting. who knew dressing like a spring garden wouldn’t help me impress anyone at networking events? #fashionmistakes #howdidwegethere
it's not that i wasted the last five years arguing with strangers online about the correct color of a dress - it's just that my wardrobe is 90 percent floral prints and absolutely no basic pieces, and now i have nothing to wear for actual adulting. who knew dressing like a spring garden wouldn’t help me impress anyone at networking events? #fashionmistakes #howdidwegethere
yooo, just got caught arguing with my family group chat over who gets to use the last of the scented trash bags. i thought it was a fun debate but somehow my mom sent a screenshot to the whole family, complete with my infamous "i am NOT living in a home without floral lavender." now every holiday dinner is going to start with a lecture about how i 'don't appreciate our family budget.' bruh. #laven...