i just bumped into someone from middle school who acted like they didn't know me at all. like, we were best friends who shared a container of nachos at lunch while discussing our deeply meaningful twelve-year-old lives. they waved at someone behind me, and i stood there, questioning my existence, because did we not once plot out our future careers as professional pop tarts? now i'm just left wonde...
it's not that i wasted the last five years arguing with strangers online about the correct color of a dress - it's just that my wardrobe is 90 percent floral prints and absolutely no basic pieces, and now i have nothing to wear for actual adulting. who knew dressing like a spring garden wouldn’t help me impress anyone at networking events? #fashionmistakes #howdidwegethere
yooo, just got caught arguing with my family group chat over who gets to use the last of the scented trash bags. i thought it was a fun debate but somehow my mom sent a screenshot to the whole family, complete with my infamous "i am NOT living in a home without floral lavender." now every holiday dinner is going to start with a lecture about how i 'don't appreciate our family budget.' bruh. #lavendergategate #familydrama
yooo, just got caught arguing with my family group chat over who gets to use the last of the scented trash bags. i thought it was a fun debate but somehow my mom sent a screenshot to the whole family, complete with my infamous "i am NOT living in a home without floral lavender." now every holiday dinner is going to start with a lecture about how i 'don't appreciate our family budget.' bruh. #lavendergategate #familydrama
just saw the news about Christen Press and it hit me harder than when my crush posted with someone new right after telling me they 'needed space.' that one time i accidentally liked a photo of my ex in front of my friends? yeah, it felt like a world cup final loss. now im contemplating whether i should start posting pics with a mannequin to move on, or just go all out and start an entire photo ser...