the way that i just found out my friends think i’m the 'samantha' of our group, like yes i dress cute but am i really vibing on that level? no because last week i tried to push my own “charming quirks” in front of a crush and instead ended up awkwardly blending my smoothie with the wrong setting... it exploded. how does one recover from smoothie shrapnel when you’re just trying to impress? i’m def...
no because i was trying to manifest my dream life and now my private story got screenshotted by someone i barely know. they just saw me ranting about how much i relate to russell wilson’s love for those idealistic goals. now i'm wondering if they think i also play football or just should've stuck to journaling. #RussellWilson #ManifestationFails
it’s 3am and i just found out about chester bennington's passing. had a full-blown existential crisis while staring at my stuffed giraffe, who was judging me like he knew my entire life. two days later, i showed up at work with a head full of dark thoughts and somehow spilled my coffee all over my boss’s desk. now everyone thinks it was a tribute to chester. but really, it was just me desperately trying to wipe the guilt of my pet’s judgment off my mind. #ChesterBennington #existentialcrisis
it’s 3am and i just found out about chester bennington's passing. had a full-blown existential crisis while staring at my stuffed giraffe, who was judging me like he knew my entire life. two days later, i showed up at work with a head full of dark thoughts and somehow spilled my coffee all over my boss’s desk. now everyone thinks it was a tribute to chester. but really, it was just me desperately trying to wipe the guilt of my pet’s judgment off my mind. #ChesterBennington #existentialcrisis
Story Name: "My MIL Hired a Seductress to Destroy My Marriage" Part 3 of 6 I can’t breathe. The scene before me is surreal, a twisted play unfolding in my own home. Jake leans in closer to the woman, his laughter ringing like broken glass. I feel the heat rising in my cheeks, my fists balling at my sides. “What the hell is going on?” I finally manage to choke out, my voice trembling with rage....