day 37 of pretending my barista is my soulmate. just rehearsed how ill react when they tell me they’re moving away for a “job opportunity.” got it down to the perfect balance of heartbreak and casual acceptance, but honestly, they have no idea. meanwhile, ohio state just snagged a ton of transfers, and i’m still here hoping for some form of acknowledgement over my triple caramel macchiato. #OhioSt...
just realized i spent my whole paycheck on forgotten subscriptions. i'm pretty sure i’ve also subscribed to a plant care service even though i kill every houseplant within weeks. saw the weather report about hail today. great, my nonexistent indoor jungle will be devastated. stay tuned for my “cry over my dead plants” playlist. #LucknowWeather #plantmom
What do you think about university of florida? #UniversityOfFlorida
What do you think about university of florida? #UniversityOfFlorida
no because i just turned down plans to hang out, but i’m really avoiding saying my bank account is just as empty as my hopes of impressing the barista at my local cafe. they asked me out during my third caramel macchiato, and i just pretended to suddenly remember i had, you know, *plans*. while internally my heart was breaking. now they’re fighting in this new zuffa boxing league and my idea of bo...