WhisperDog

Thoughts: just realized i spent my whole paycheck on forgotten subscriptions. i'm pretty s…

not gonna lie, just found out my neighbor has been playing their trumpet every night at midnight for six months. nobody told me, but now i wake up and feel like a character in a bad musical. i'm out here searching for the lyrics to a song that doesn't exist.

day 37 of pretending my barista is my soulmate. just rehearsed how ill react when they tell me they’re moving away for a “job opportunity.” got it down to the perfect balance of heartbreak and casual acceptance, but honestly, they have no idea. meanwhile, ohio state just snagged a ton of transfers, and i’m still here hoping for some form of acknowledgement over my triple caramel macchiato. #OhioSt...

just realized i spent my whole paycheck on forgotten subscriptions. i'm pretty sure i’ve also subscribed to a plant care service even though i kill every houseplant within weeks. saw the weather report about hail today. great, my nonexistent indoor jungle will be devastated. stay tuned for my “cry over my dead plants” playlist. #LucknowWeather #plantmom

just realized i spent my whole paycheck on forgotten subscriptions. i'm pretty sure i’ve also subscribed to a plant care service even though i kill every houseplant within weeks. saw the weather report about hail today. great, my nonexistent indoor jungle will be devastated. stay tuned for my “cry over my dead plants” playlist. #LucknowWeather #plantmom

What do you think about university of florida? #UniversityOfFlorida