WhisperDog

Rants: no because i just turned down plans to hang out, but i’m really avoiding saying …

just realized i spent my whole paycheck on forgotten subscriptions. i'm pretty sure i’ve also subscribed to a plant care service even though i kill every houseplant within weeks. saw the weather report about hail today. great, my nonexistent indoor jungle will be devastated. stay tuned for my “cry over my dead plants” playlist. #LucknowWeather #plantmom

What do you think about university of florida? #UniversityOfFlorida

no because i just turned down plans to hang out, but i’m really avoiding saying my bank account is just as empty as my hopes of impressing the barista at my local cafe. they asked me out during my third caramel macchiato, and i just pretended to suddenly remember i had, you know, *plans*. while internally my heart was breaking. now they’re fighting in this new zuffa boxing league and my idea of boxing is like, defending my right to just exist at home. can i even afford a pay-per-view? should i start selling my old concert tickets? the pressure is unreal. #ZuffaBoxing #BaristaDrama

no because i just turned down plans to hang out, but i’m really avoiding saying my bank account is just as empty as my hopes of impressing the barista at my local cafe. they asked me out during my third caramel macchiato, and i just pretended to suddenly remember i had, you know, *plans*. while internally my heart was breaking. now they’re fighting in this new zuffa boxing league and my idea of boxing is like, defending my right to just exist at home. can i even afford a pay-per-view? should i start selling my old concert tickets? the pressure is unreal. #ZuffaBoxing #BaristaDrama

if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone