i literally texted my friends i couldn't go out because my “entire apartment is haunted” and like, they totally bought it. but the truth is, i just can’t face paying rent again this month. now i'm regretting my life choices as i sip instant noodles while planning a ghostbuster style therapy session in my head. seriously, how do you even ghost a bunch of ghosts?
not gonna lie, just found out my neighbor has been playing their trumpet every night at midnight for six months. nobody told me, but now i wake up and feel like a character in a bad musical. i'm out here searching for the lyrics to a song that doesn't exist.
day 37 of pretending my barista is my soulmate. just rehearsed how ill react when they tell me they’re moving away for a “job opportunity.” got it down to the perfect balance of heartbreak and casual acceptance, but honestly, they have no idea. meanwhile, ohio state just snagged a ton of transfers, and i’m still here hoping for some form of acknowledgement over my triple caramel macchiato. #OhioStatePortal #hopelessromantic
day 37 of pretending my barista is my soulmate. just rehearsed how ill react when they tell me they’re moving away for a “job opportunity.” got it down to the perfect balance of heartbreak and casual acceptance, but honestly, they have no idea. meanwhile, ohio state just snagged a ton of transfers, and i’m still here hoping for some form of acknowledgement over my triple caramel macchiato. #OhioStatePortal #hopelessromantic
just realized i spent my whole paycheck on forgotten subscriptions. i'm pretty sure i’ve also subscribed to a plant care service even though i kill every houseplant within weeks. saw the weather report about hail today. great, my nonexistent indoor jungle will be devastated. stay tuned for my “cry over my dead plants” playlist. #LucknowWeather #plantmom