did you ever calculate how long it would take to reach your goal of owning a vintage saxophone? i found out it was fifteen years and suddenly i was two decades deep into a mid-life crisis i did not see coming. sat on my floor, imagining myself as a jazz legend while surrounded by cats i definitely do not own. in the grand performance of life, i realized my solo was just me, wailing softly about my...
just got left on read for three days and they respond with ‘lol’ like that’s a real answer. meanwhile, i’m here dissecting my entire existence like i’m some investigator on a mission. i literally called in sick to work to draft a speech about my feelings. how am i supposed to recover from this emotional trauma while keeping up with all the sreeleela hype? like, i’m planning my entire future around...
it’s day 47 of pretending i have my life together. accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. i mean, what am i even doing with my life? this moment was the only bright spot while watching all the Benfica vs Estoril Praia highlights on mute, wondering if my barista crush would ever notice me from across the counter, you know? maybe this is my sign to move to Portugal and profess my love or… run away from the fact that no one knows who i am. #BenficaVsEstorilPraia #ManifestingMysteries
it’s day 47 of pretending i have my life together. accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. i mean, what am i even doing with my life? this moment was the only bright spot while watching all the Benfica vs Estoril Praia highlights on mute, wondering if my barista crush would ever notice me from across the counter, you know? maybe this is my sign to move to Portugal and profess my love or… run away from the fact that no one knows who i am. #BenficaVsEstorilPraia #ManifestingMysteries
not gonna lie, my mom asked when i'm having kids. and i just googled "what age do people typically panic?" while feeling a twinge of shame about still binge-watching auburn basketball instead of planning my future. i mean, how am i supposed to be a parent when i can’t even commit to a 3pm snack without overthinking it? #AuburnBasketball #existentialcrisis