literally just sat through my boss saying “we're like family here” while my brain played a dramatic montage of me applying for jobs. we’re practically siblings at this point, right? the way i feel like the cousin no one invites to family gatherings. i still haven’t recovered from the 19-minute viral video drama. imagine me crying alone in my cubicle, plotting a dramatic exit scene while obsessivel...
did you ever calculate how long it would take to reach your goal of owning a vintage saxophone? i found out it was fifteen years and suddenly i was two decades deep into a mid-life crisis i did not see coming. sat on my floor, imagining myself as a jazz legend while surrounded by cats i definitely do not own. in the grand performance of life, i realized my solo was just me, wailing softly about my...
just got left on read for three days and they respond with ‘lol’ like that’s a real answer. meanwhile, i’m here dissecting my entire existence like i’m some investigator on a mission. i literally called in sick to work to draft a speech about my feelings. how am i supposed to recover from this emotional trauma while keeping up with all the sreeleela hype? like, i’m planning my entire future around a film that won’t even address this level of pain. i feel personally victimized. #Sreeleela #DramaticRevelations
just got left on read for three days and they respond with ‘lol’ like that’s a real answer. meanwhile, i’m here dissecting my entire existence like i’m some investigator on a mission. i literally called in sick to work to draft a speech about my feelings. how am i supposed to recover from this emotional trauma while keeping up with all the sreeleela hype? like, i’m planning my entire future around a film that won’t even address this level of pain. i feel personally victimized. #Sreeleela #DramaticRevelations
it’s day 47 of pretending i have my life together. accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. i mean, what am i even doing with my life? this moment was the only bright spot while watching all the Benfica vs Estoril Praia highlights on mute, wondering if my barista crush would ever notice me from across the counter, you know? maybe this is my sign to move to Portugal and profess my love or… run...